Three word story

The Ðivine - 3 Word Story: Episode I wrote:There once was a fatty named Will Smith who was a homosexual. He was very powerful before the dark side taking all his virginity.To get revenge, he masturbates alot while thinking of the shirtless scenes from Brokeback Mountain. Along with Jaden Smith, his son, "I fucked her." they exclaimed, as he grabbed a rag and polished his vehicle called I am Legend. He grabbed lube looking at Jaden. He asks
"Are those pipes clean?" Bending over, Jaden smacks his ass. Surprised, Will brandishes a leather whip.
"Please! No!" Jaden whimpers as he reveals his genitalia and starts to plunge his thumb up his own urethra, causing him to splurge everywhere. Undaunted, Will began to suck his stained lips clean. He approached Jaden and kissed him on the cheek, then proceeded to give him a foot rub. After finishing they journeyed to Tijuana.

Jada Pinkett Smith had been kidnapped. Why hadn't they acted sooner? Because they were trapped by siberian hookers, then were forcefully having to eat old, rotten, disgusting baby chinchillas. Wherever they went, it was a disaster. Hookers stalked them every night preventing them from being able to rescue Jada from shirtless Brokeback Mountain snuff porno filming. So, then they hired white men who hired some gay bodybuilders, who hired black men to retrieve the girl scout cookies. From the deceptions of them all, came more deceptions.

The cookies were an elborate ruse. "Therefore, I plotted to make cake and trick them. It was actually easy to manipulate the siberian hookers into letting me seduce them with oranges." said Blackbeard.
It wasn't until we found Jesus in our cake. He was delicious, dripping with placenta he then asked
"... The fuck?!" His sash was badly ripped apart, so badly in fact, his wait was very holy. Indeed, he ripped off the most important part of clothing, cargo shorts. While he summoned great and powerful nude double penis dragons. They were so horny that they multiplied and began to fondle with MasterJDooG's momma while Will and Jaden were dancing on Blackbeard's back with resurrected Michael Jackson who grabbed Jaden and touched him before he exclaimed "My loins are lions! Suck it up with the bendy straw you turd gurgling dong!"

Eventually they all met with Skee for lightsaber training and failed horribly because only Skee then used Q3, and matched my secret finishing of Hakuna Matata. All of the Padawans gathered and decided to plot a deadly surprise with pudding pops and pop rocks. Everyone pooped themselves. It was glorious.