Three word story

I've seen this on countless other forums with the number of words varying but recently I came across it on EW's forum. I got a good laugh out of their's so far, so I figured why not give it a try on our forum?

Each post may consist of only three words. They can be whatever you want but try and make it flow as a story would. It's pretty simple, I'll start it off.


There once was

A fatty named

Will Smith who

was a homosexual.

He was very

powerful before the

dark side taking

all his virginity.

To get revenge,

he masturbates alot