Three word story

The Ðivine wrote:There once was a fatty named Will Smith who was a homosexual. He was very powerful before the dark side taking all his virginity.To get revenge, he masturbates alot while thinking of the shirtless scenes from Brokeback Mountain. Along with Jaden Smith, his son, "I fucked her." they exclaimed, as he grabbed a rag and polished his vehicle called I am Legend. He grabbed lube looking at Jaden. He asks
"Are those pipes clean?" Bending over, Jaden smacks his ass. Surprised, Will brandishes a leather whip.
"Please! No!" Jaden whimpers as he reveals his genitalia and starts to plunge his thumb up his own urethra, causing him to splurge everywhere. Undaunted, Will began to suck his stained lips clean. He approached Jaden and kissed him on the cheek, then proceeded to give him a foot rub. After finishing they journeyed to Tijuana.

Jada Pinkett Smith had been kidnapped. Why hadn't they acted sooner? Because they were trapped by siberian hookers, then were forcefully having to eat old, rotten, disgusting baby chinchillas. Wherever they went, it was a disaster. Hookers stalked them every night preventing them from being able to rescue Jada from shirtless Brokeback Mountain snuff porno filming. So, then they hired white men who hired some gay bodybuilders, who hired black men to retrieve the girl scout cookies. From the deceptions of them all, came more deceptions.