The Suicide-Savior Game
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The Suicide-Savior Game
1. COME UP WITH A WAY TO SAVE THE PERSON IN THE POST ABOVE FROM KILLING THEMSELVES
2. NEXT, COME UP WITH A WAY TO KILL YOURSELF
3. WAIT FOR SOMEONE TO SAVE YOU
4. LAST PERSON TO POST KILLS THEMSELVES LEL
2. NEXT, COME UP WITH A WAY TO KILL YOURSELF
3. WAIT FOR SOMEONE TO SAVE YOU
4. LAST PERSON TO POST KILLS THEMSELVES LEL
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Example:
Poster One: I jump into a pool with cement bricks tied to my ankles.
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Poster Two: it was the shallow end.
I cut out my own tongue
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Let me begin:
I go to sleep in a garbage compactor.
SkeeT- Jizzyballs O'Houlihan
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Join Date : 2014-07-24
Re: The Suicide-Savior Game
The garbage compactor is made of kittens.
I jump off a 50 story building
I jump off a 50 story building
apex- The Dark Lord
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Join Date : 2012-09-05
Re: The Suicide-Savior Game
the building is made of kittens.
I'm smothering my face with a kitten, and i'm allergic to them.
I'm smothering my face with a kitten, and i'm allergic to them.
Mold- dripping with placenta
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Join Date : 2014-08-01
Re: The Suicide-Savior Game
(Technically if the building was made of kittens I would still die from hitting the ground)
The kitten ends up being an ocelot which you are not allergic to but it scratches the shit out of you
The kitten ends up being an ocelot which you are not allergic to but it scratches the shit out of you
apex- The Dark Lord
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Join Date : 2012-09-05
Re: The Suicide-Savior Game
Apex wrote:(Technically if the building was made of kittens I would still die from hitting the ground)
The kitten ends up being an ocelot which you are not allergic to but it scratches the shit out of you
plz remember to suicide
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I drink hemlock
SkeeT- Jizzyballs O'Houlihan
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Join Date : 2014-07-24
Re: The Suicide-Savior Game
The hemlock is made of kittens
I jump into a pool of lava
I jump into a pool of lava
lbass- <Noob>
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Join Date : 2014-08-04
Re: The Suicide-Savior Game
The fall you take into the pit is only 10 feet, and your vision is really bad, as the lava is actually millions of severed human penises covered in orange highlighter fluid. The dicks soften your fall like a Tempurpedic mattress underneath you.
I endeavor into space, and get sucked into a worm hole.
I endeavor into space, and get sucked into a worm hole.
SkeeT- Jizzyballs O'Houlihan
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Join Date : 2014-07-24
Re: The Suicide-Savior Game
The worm hole spits you out into Jdoog's mama's house.
I shoot my new recurve bow straight up so that it will land directly on my dome.
I shoot my new recurve bow straight up so that it will land directly on my dome.
Robin Hood- Outlaw of Locksley
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Re: The Suicide-Savior Game
Exiting JDooG's Mama's house, I yell "Pull," and trap-shoot the arrow out of the sky with my antique double-barrel Lefever shotgun.
The recoil of firing both barrels made me trip over a rock and begin to plummet to the bottom of the Grand Canyon.
The recoil of firing both barrels made me trip over a rock and begin to plummet to the bottom of the Grand Canyon.
SkeeT- Jizzyballs O'Houlihan
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Join Date : 2014-07-24
Re: The Suicide-Savior Game
The rock is actually a naked black woman who ain't need no man and proceeds to throw you back onto the side of the cliff as she falls down.
A naked black woman who ain't need no man falls from the sky as I'm taking a tour through the Grand Canyon, dooming me to be a pile of brown skin, red, and bone mush.
A naked black woman who ain't need no man falls from the sky as I'm taking a tour through the Grand Canyon, dooming me to be a pile of brown skin, red, and bone mush.
Przy- Wait, what?
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Join Date : 2014-08-09
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