The Suicide-Savior Game

One of the crew members on board of the Saint Skeetersburg has contacted a rescue evac team and they drop a big rope down for you to climb your way up to saftey.

I'm in a prison and I get my self some poison in the middle of the night in my cell no way to escape and the guards are sleeping across the building in the laboratory, I then take the poison by mouth and wait patiently on my bed waiting for my life to end.

There really was no poison in the prison since it's just a bare little room with just a bedroom, sink and toilet. You were only hallucinating because you hit your head too hard coming in. You currently await for the cops to check inside your ass for any explosives.


I walk on the streets and an assassin from assassins creed jumps from the rooftop and prepares to kill me with the hidden blade. As you may know, it's nearly impossible to miss a target in assassins creed walking slowly.

The "assassin" is actually a serial sexual predator.

He sticks a small vibrator in your left ear, and as you turn to your left, he is already ducking and yanks your pants down and around your ankles. From a crouched position, he uppercuts your testicles with his right hand. As you bend over, cradling your balls with your hands, he stands up and kicks you onto your face with a well placed stomp-kick from his left leg.

You are now face-down on the pavement in the fetal position. Your penis shrivels as you continue tugging at your battered ball-sack. The predator is beginning to pull down your underwear, exposing your sweet ass cheeks for all to see, when suddenly everyone around you rushes to your defense and beats the man unconscious.

You are safe, for now.

However, as the man is whisked away by the police some 6 minutes later, he regains consciousness and swears that one day, he will return to finish the job.

I am raped and tickled to death by tickle-me-elmo's voice actor.

You were tickled so much, you pissed yourself, getting it all over the actor. He walks backwards in disgust, falling into a pit of furocious kittens.

I jump into the pit of deadly kittens as well

The deadly kittens only kill tickle-me-elmo voice actors. But they still scratch the shit out of you.

I pull out my epic replica Westar 34 blaster pistol to show to the cop who just pulled me over, and am gunned down

The cop thinks your a space alien and you get taken by the government to be anally probed and held captive.

I am used as an anal probe device to be shoved up Yaos butt where I suffocate and die.